April 13, 2017
Dear Mr. President,
Do you know why you can't shake off the speculation about
your collusion with Russia? It's because
you have surrounded yourself with such a bunch of shifty, slimy operators like
Paul Manafort, Michael Flynn, and Carter Page.
What a crew! I'm particularly
interested in Carter Page this week because he's the guy whose actions were
actually fishy enough to convince the FISA court to authorize surveillance of
his communications. And that is REALLY
hard to do. Those judges do not mess
around and they require a tremendous amount of just cause to warrant something
like the level of surveillance Page was under.
The Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court was designed to be a politics-proof
system too so you can't complain about liberal judges with ulterior motives.
I like watching this guy because he is so smooth and is just
a master of deflection. Nothing ruffles his feathers. I can see what made him appeal to you as a
foreign policy advisor. Only too bad
he's probably acting as an agent of a foreign power (at least that's what I
think they will eventually accuse him of).
He did say in an interview yesterday that when he spoke to Russian
officials during the campaign, "something may have come up" about lifting US sanctions. Woops. Not cool Carter.
This one is going to take some time to sugar off but don't worry, I'll stay
tuned.
Sincerely,
Amy "The People" Beaton
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