June 15, 2017
Dear Mr. President,
The Washington Post
is reporting that Robert Mueller is investigating you for obstruction of
justice. You damn fool. You've got no one to blame for this but
yourself. If you hadn't fired James
Comey you wouldn't be in this mess right now, you know that don't you? Remember a few weeks ago when I told you that
one of your biggest problems is that you like to shoot your mouth off (usually
about things you don't fully understand) and give no thought to consequences?
Well here's another great example of that.
You are nothing if not consistent Mr. Trump.
It would appear that about 24 hours ago you made the
decision to refer "all questions about the Russia investigation" to
your personal attorney Marc Kasowitz. That's
probably the smartest decision you've made since the inauguration (I bet it was Jared's idea). Although I do miss your crazy early morning
tweets about all the injustices being perpetrated against you and all of the
"fake news". That Kasowitz is
really going to earn his money on this one though; it can't be easy
representing an idiot-in-chief who is most likely guilty of everything he is
being accused of.
Now who exactly is paying for his services…you
or me? Since I'm already paying for the
5 Congressional committees that are investigating you, plus the legal team that
is unsuccessfully promoting your travel ban, plus the Election Integrity
Committee (which has nothing to investigate) I would really appreciate it if
you could pick up the tab for Marc's services.
Let's put the personal back in personal attorney shall we.
Interesting side note to that Washington Post article:
Mueller is also "looking for evidence of possible financial crimes
among Trump associates." How did that little gem almost fly under the radar? It should be a pretty
straightforward investigation though because financial crimes usually leave a nice paper trail. I
can't wait to see how it all unfolds.
Good Luck (ha ha, just kidding).
Sincerely,
Amy Beaton
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