June 8, 2017
Dear Mr. President,
I received your lovely letter yesterday thanking me for my
"kind letter and generous words of support." It was also nice to hear that my
"encouragement sustains you every step of the way." Just one tiny problem sir - my letters were
neither kind nor encouraging, so obviously they were also not read. Bummer. I had hoped that someone
(even if only an intern) was reading them.
Oh well.
Although the Oval Office is the greatest office in the land
it is still, ultimately, just an
office. And it is office protocol 101 to
sort the mail into three piles:
1.
friendly/supportive letters
2.
unfriendly/non-supportive letters, and
3. bills
That's just how it's done.
Everyone knows that.
You know, putting some simple procedures and systems in
place (such as sorting the mail into fan letters and hate mail) can really make an office run smoothly. I'd hate to see a letter from someone like Kim Jong-un mistakenly sorted. Yikes.
Get it together Mr. Trump.
Sincerely,
Amy Beaton
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